wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via yourenotaheroyourealiar)

Timestamp: 1398181279

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via yourenotaheroyourealiar)

Someday you’re seriously going to regret this decision. And believe me. I’m 100% sure the court system will side with me.

How many selfies do I have to post until you guys love me.

Part of me wants to be loved and cuddled. The other part wants to stab people for coming within fifteen feet of me.

Remember kids. Wear a fuckin condom.

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

(via doggii)

Timestamp: 1398118831

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

(via doggii)

lacunadreams:

I can convince everyone I meet that I’m a witch…

(Source: victorfoxx)

Timestamp: 1398118658

lacunadreams:

I can convince everyone I meet that I’m a witch…

(Source: victorfoxx)

I had a date that went exactly like this last week.

(Source: thisoneasshole, via this-wreckless-teen)

Timestamp: 1398118422

I had a date that went exactly like this last week.

(Source: thisoneasshole, via this-wreckless-teen)

(Source: maliahales, via discolor3d)

(Source: bubsy3d, via fuckyeah1990s)

I almost threw a lamp at my tv because I thought they were killing off a character I should probably take a brea- oh another episode loaded.

neondragonfly:

Me this Valentine’s Day.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Timestamp: 1398098314

neondragonfly:

Me this Valentine’s Day.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via god-youvulture)

(Source: kalories1, via elanalei)

I’m sexy.

Timestamp: 1398097487

I’m sexy.