listentothemountainscalling:

I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH ALL MY LUKE BRYAN PICTURES AND I FOUND THIS AND THIS IS A GEM AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

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listentothemountainscalling:

I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH ALL MY LUKE BRYAN PICTURES AND I FOUND THIS AND THIS IS A GEM AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

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hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

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countrygirlwannab:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

I’ve done some of these..

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countrygirlwannab:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

I’ve done some of these..

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misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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georgeryanrosslll:

panic! at the disco: a summary

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georgeryanrosslll:

panic! at the disco: a summary

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Shit Joey Says.

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Shit Joey Says.

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theparamores:

Got my band and a light that won’t go out.

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theparamores:

Got my band and a light that won’t go out.

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My depression is so bad I don’t even have the motivation to commit suicide.

Can’t afford a psychiatrist looking for drug dealer that also is willing to listen to my problems while I buy xanex and prozac from him/her thanks.

How do you make someone that hates you and refuses to let you in their house or speak to you like you and let you date their son?

I do not understand the homogenized christian concept of “switching churches” like.

They’re not the same religion

Their principles are kinda different.

and how do you just decide “oh this one looks more jesus-y” and walk in and everybody’s like “welcome to the hiz’house mah brotha”

You literally just changed churches and possibly religions on a whim basically.

And didn’t even fill out any forms.

How.

What?

Huh?

How?

We had to do a shit ton of work just switching parishes in the same diocese, don’t even get me started on changing diocese.

Like if ya’ll change churches, how do you get the newsletters and shit? How do they know where to send it? How do they have your name in the records? Don’t you have to do that to keep track of shit? How do you run a religious organization without a list of who’s a part of it?

Don’t get me wrong, the whole “open arms” thing is great and all, but like… If you just tell some one to walk in and they’re automatically a member„„ idk that makes no sense to me.

I’m confused.

I don’t get homogenized Christianity in general. Christianity isn’t a religion, it’s a group of religions. How can you go to all these different denominational churches and just totally be able to comprehend them all?

Seriously that’s why Catholicism is so simple to me. Every church around the world on that day is giving the same mass, and the only thing that’s different is the sermon, which is all based on the same passage.

I go to a Methodist church with my dad’s parents one week, then a presbyterian church with a friend the next, and after that go to mass with my mom’s parents and it’s all a catastrofuck of confusion.

So how do you do it? How do you seemingly switch churches and religions and not be phased?

And why do you switch churches? Like I think the priest at my mom’s church is boring and rude and whatever, but we just all kinda figure we’ll wait it out till he dies and we get a new one. And there’s some rude ass people, but we just kinda ignore them. That shit goes on at my aunt’s church and my grandparent’s church too. It’s basically all the same all around.

Idk. Ya’ll are confusing. It’s not even protestantism. I’m pretty familiar with The church of england and lutherans and methodists. It’s this whole homogenized Christianity melting pot thing I don’t get. You don’t even have an actual name for your religion. Half the time the churches are like “Bible churches” like Wtf is that aren’t all churches bible churches? Pretty sure they all read the bible. Except for mormons but I don’t think they call it church pretty sure they call it temple or something idk. Mormons confuse me more than any religion.

Okay wow I’m done rambling.

I won’t be satisfied till I can live in South Carolina.